Truth Story

The worst lie I ever had was a time in high school when my parents went to Florida for a week and I ended up having a get together at my house.  I told my parents and they told me that no one will be in the house while they where gone.  So of course i invited a small amount of people over, roughly around thirty to forty.  My senior year was just wrapping up so my buddies and I may have indulged in some beverages and things started getting a little crazy.  Our basement had just got remodeled and someone put a hole in the sheet rock, which honestly wasnt that big of a deal.  The big deal is when my buddy tripped and spilt orange pop, which he was using as a chaser and an entire tin of chewing tobacco on the brand new white carpet.  So after some days went by i had to figure out what id do.  I went to the hardware store and rented a carpet cleaner and that didnt work so i did the only thing i could do and told the most elaborate lie that i still live up to, to this day.  I did what any other person would do..............I blamed it on the dog.  I feel like my parents saw right through it when they asked why it was orange and black.  I told them our dog got sick.  Honestly i dont think they bought it at all but it whatever, because there wasnt a single negative repercussion from the whole thing.